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Mom: How make chicken

Daughter: What?

Mom: Where buy chicken

Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.

Mom: Avocado

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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Which race has no running?

A swimming race.

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posted by "Clown" |
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Why was Peter Pan banned from using any Airline?

Because if he got on a plane, it would Never-Never-land.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Jonathan Wendt" |
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I had moved to South Carolina from New York and at that time, a vehicle inspection was required to register my car.

I was nervous. My car was in rough shape. I thought of New York State's rigorous inspections. Any number of problems might turn up that would be expensive to fix.

I drove down a country road and found a garage that had an inspection sign. When I told the mechanic what I needed, he circled the car, turned on the lights and honked the horn.

Then he attached a new sticker and asked me for the $3 fee.

I was shocked.

"Is that all you have to do"? I asked.

He answered, "Well, you drove it here, didn't you"?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |