Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Why did the cow go to the church house?
It heard they had a new Pastor!
Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.
The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"