Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I did not know you could YODEL!
I thought the dryer shrank my clothes...
Turns out it was the refrigerator.
What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!