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I thought the dryer shrank my clothes...

Turns out it was the refrigerator.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...

Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding.

He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |