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Knock Knock
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Guess nobody's home...

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Airline Request
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At the airport check-in counter I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both she and her husband.

The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together.

"Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I KNOW what I'm requesting!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Just A Few Minutes Work
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.

Patient: And how much will it cost?

Dentist: It’s $90.00.

Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like?

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
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Check Her Balance
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I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "srinu" |