Best Jokes

"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"

"Nothing, dad."

"Good, you're halfway there then."

Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: Okay, but I asked first!

The chicken wanted to go out on a Saturday night but could not find a sitter.

What do they do with the kids?

They decided to CARTON them around.

When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?

On their Wedding Day!