Best Jokes

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!

If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.

So I decided to take up FENCING.

My neighbors have threatened to call the police if I don't put it back.

I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.

He looked at me and said, "Me, How?"