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Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries!

Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."

Friend: "How?"

Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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posted by "Leogal" |
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If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

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posted by "Benjones" |