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Favorite this joke If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...
Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?
Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.
The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?
Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.
The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?
The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?
If you were in the Apple store when a robbery occurred...
Does that make you... an iWitness?!?!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I did not know you could YODEL!
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