Best Jokes

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup."

They summoned a waiter to complain.

Their waiters looked at the menu. Then he threw it down and yelled to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!"

WCBS Newsradio880 anchor on how quickly the temperature dropped in NYC Tuesday:

"Someone said, 'The temperature fell from 90 to 55 so quickly, it was as if it saw a state trooper!'"

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

I know I need to build up my fitness with exercise and good health...

But at the same time my body is telling me no whey!