Best Jokes

WCBS Newsradio880 anchor on how quickly the temperature dropped in NYC Tuesday:

"Someone said, 'The temperature fell from 90 to 55 so quickly, it was as if it saw a state trooper!'"

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

I know I need to build up my fitness with exercise and good health...

But at the same time my body is telling me no whey!

I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.

I said, "I work with animals every day."

She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"

I replied, "I'm a butcher!"

We never went on a second date.