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Magenta Sunrise

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 5
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
1 votes

Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?

Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.

Joe: Was it interesting?

Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!

1 votes

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The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

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