They have finally found the gene for shyness...
It was hiding behind two other genes.
A quick way to lose weight is to deduct your birth weight...
Hey, you did not gain that part!
Golfers wear two pair of pants.
Why?
In case they get a hole in one.
Two little boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"
His friend answered, "Sixteen... four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."