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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed to help him.

When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right, I know first aid."

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration.

At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The church council met to discuss the pastor’s compensation package for the coming year. After the meeting the chair of council told the pastor, “We are very sorry, Pastor, but we are unable to give you a raise for next year.”

“But a raise would be helpful,” said the pastor. “I am but a poor preacher.”

“l know,” the council chair said. “We hear you every Sunday.”

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

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posted by "srg" |
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When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife.

"That would require me to go home and say, ‘Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what’s wrong with me,’" he said.

"What's wrong with that?" I asked.

"Well, based on that, and considering we’ve been married 23 years, she’d probably hand me a bill for $798,000."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |