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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.

He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"

"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"

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posted by "Leon T. Myers" |
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A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Why didn't the new Apple software work?

The developer took a byte out of it.

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posted by "FTomasz" |