I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...
So I had to ground him...
He's doing better currently...
And conducting himself properly.
An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.
He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"
"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"
A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He’s the new temp!
Why didn't the new Apple software work?
The developer took a byte out of it.