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Husband: Why is the food cold and bland?

Wife: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.

Judge: “Where do you work?”

Defendant: “Here and there.”

Judge: “What do you do for a living?”

Defendant: “This and that.”

Judge: “Take him away.”

Defendant: “Wait! When will I get out?”

Judge: “Sooner or later.”

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One day, a young girl went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned.

The doctor asked, "What happened?"

The girl replied, "Well, I was ironing my boyfriend's shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!"

The doctor replied, "What about the other half?" The girl answered, "They called back!"

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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A person went to an interview of a healthcare organization. After the first question he was disqualified.

Interview Board: Why do people have different kind of blood groups?

Applicant: Because mosquitoes love to enjoy different kind of flavors.

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posted by "Hiran Chamuditha" |