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In my Sunday school class the focus was marriage or divorce, "The rapidly increasing divorce rate," remarked one member of the group, "indicates that America is indeed becoming the land of the free."

"Yes," replied the prosaic friend, "but the continued marriage rate suggests that America is still the home of the brave."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Everleigh" |
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A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.

The teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"

Grandpa replies, "Nope."

"Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"

"A wedding ring."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I started out with nothing...

And I still have most of it.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "ReadyOnOff" |
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I recently came into a lot of money...

and that's why I got fired from the bank.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |