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What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market. It was a long trip. He had to travel around the perimeter of a large lake that was owned by the town tycoon, a modern-day scrooge.

One day during the winter the lake frozen over. The peddler realized that he could cut off two miles from his trip if he crossed over the lake. He was spotted halfway across the lake by the tycoon.

Scrooge came racing out of his mansion and screamed at the peddler, "I'll be darned if I let anyone pull the wool over my ice!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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When ordering a pizza ask that it be cut in 4 slices in place of the normal 8 slices...

That way, it only counts as 4 slices on your diet!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...

"T. Hanks - For the Memories"

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posted by "I am innocent" |