Best Jokes

Who invented high heels?

It must have been a lady who was continually being kissed on the forehead...

"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"

"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."

Its time for spring cleaning and I answered the doorbell and discovered a half-dozen vacuum cleaner salesmen who indicated they have appointments to demonstrate their products.

I went to my wife who she to me, "Send them each to a different room!"

"Where did the car hit him?" the lawyer ask the medical expert.

"At the junction of the dorsal and cervical vertebrae," replied the expert.

At this point the burly foreman rose from his seat. "Boy oh boy, I've lived in these parts for over fifty years," he protested ponderously, "and I have never heard of that place!"