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$25.00 won 11 votes

A New York importer consulted the wine list at an in in the Chateau district of France. She was surprised to note that the wines of poor years were priced very much higher than those of good years.

"It is for your compatriots, who usually know nothing about wines," the proprietor explained. "They always order the most expensive. Thus we sell them our poor wines and save the best for our regular clients.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

My three year old was saying his nightly prayers in a very low voice.

"I can't hear you," I whispered.

He said firmly, "Wasn't talking to you."

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posted by "Egbert" |
$10.00 won 11 votes

Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?

Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

So a burglar broke into my house...

I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |