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Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we, as a society, have come in equality.

And then I wait for the next bus.

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posted by "mlr9" |
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Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My face in the mirror isn’t wrinkled or drawn.

My house isn’t dirty. The cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.

I think I might never put my glasses back on.

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posted by "Everleigh" |
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Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?

A: Because it soots him!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |