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What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?

"I can't breathe!"

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posted by "Kee" |
$15.00 won 31 votes

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."

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posted by "virgogal" |
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A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

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posted by "mickey" |
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Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

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posted by "Kishore" |