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$7.00 won 35 votes

What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?

"I can't breathe!"

35 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kee" |
$15.00 won 33 votes

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."

33 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $15.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$50.00 won 32 votes
 

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

32 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 27 votes
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A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.

27 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |