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Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?"

Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them."

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posted by "Jammy" |
$7.00 won 32 votes

What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?

"I can't breathe!"

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kee" |
$15.00 won 30 votes

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $15.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$50.00 won 30 votes

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"

The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |