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A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

22 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 22 votes

Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

22 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 22 votes
 

Husband: What's your fee for getting a divorce?

Lawyer: $800

Husband: But you charged only $300 for my marriage license a few years ago!

Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive.

22 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 22 votes

Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

22 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |