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$50.00 won 16 votes

Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" and the other duck said, "That's funny, I was just about to say that!" 

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?

Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 15 votes
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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 15 votes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

15 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |