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$15.00 won 24 votes

Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

24 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 24 votes
 

What kind of alien makes the best of friends?

The one that is down to Earth.

24 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 23 votes

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

23 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 23 votes
 

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!

23 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |