Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"
Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"
Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"
Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”