Best Jokes

$10.00 won 23 votes

Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

A: Because it was chicken.

23 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$25.00 won 23 votes

"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."

"What?"

"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

23 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$15.00 won 23 votes

Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an egg?

Because it may crack up!

23 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 23 votes
 

Why was the desert so bored?

Because it had nothing left to sea!

23 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |