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My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.

One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ___________.”

His response: “Receipts.”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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My elderly mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.

Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too!”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes.

The woman asked, “Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"

He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.

Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

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posted by "Ssmith007" |