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A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"

The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"

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posted by "RS" |
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"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

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posted by "Kishore" |
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Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?

Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |