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A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

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CATEGORY Office Jokes
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posted by "mickey" |
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"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Professor: "Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?"

Student: "Because they keep breaking out!"

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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posted by "Clown" |
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MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?

BUTLER: Yes, sir.

MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!

BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning....

MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt!

BUTLER: I... yes, I did.

MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.

BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |