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A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.

26 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"

The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."

The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

26 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$10.00 won 25 votes

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

25 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 24 votes

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"

24 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |