"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"
"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."
Can you name the favorite game of horses?
Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"
Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."
Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"
Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"
Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."
Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"
Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."