Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"
Student: "By staying at home?"
Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"
Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."
"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"
"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."
I was trying to lose weight...
I saw cake...
Cake saw me...
Cake has now disappeared!!!