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I went bald early in life...

I have a comb...

I just can’t part with it.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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"Why is your book so old?"

"What do you expect, it's my history book!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Wife: I hate that beggar.

Husband: Why?

Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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"Oh doctor, something is the matter with me, but I don't know what. I feel terrible, but I don't know how. And I have the most awful pain, but I don't know where."

The doctor replied, "Well, I will prescribe something for you, but I don't know what. You will use it for three days, but I don't know how. It will cure you, but I don't know when."

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posted by "Benjones" |