Best Jokes

A starving artist was discussing his recent painting for a local museum.

"Was it hung?"

"Yes, near the entrance where everyone could see it."

"Congratulations! What was it?"

"A board saying, 'Keep to the left'..."

During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone "to do the work of six men."

The lady replied: "That's a shame. I was looking for a full time job."

Ten-year-old Tommy greeted his sister's boy friend very enthusiastically, "That harmonica you gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I have ever had!"

"I'm glad you liked it," the boyfriend replies.

"Oh yeah! Mother gives me a quarter a day not to play it!"

Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.