Best Jokes

I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

My husband calls me the bomb...

Not sure if it’s because I’m super attractive or because I might go off any minute!

Two little girls were playing together one afternoon in the park when one said, "I wonder what time it is?"

"Well, it can't be four o'clock," replied the other with magnificent logic.

"How do you know," asked the first girl.

"Because my mother said I was to be home by four o'clock and I'm not."

Daughter: "My father always said he didn't like women that drove from the back seat."

Donna: "What did your mother say to that?"

Daughter: "She said that back seat drivers were no worse than men who cook from the dinning room table."