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"Did you present the delinquent account to the defendant?" inquired the lawyer of his client.

"I did, sir."

"And what did he say?"

"He told me to go to the hell."

"And what did you do then?"

"Well that's when I came to you."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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posted by "Benjones" |
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During a test...

People look up for inspiration,

Look down in desperation,

And left and right for information!

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posted by "Goel" |
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

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posted by "alexander" |
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Deciding to give his wife a pleasant surprise, the husband took home some flowers and a box of candy. "Hazel, you look tired," he said to his wife. "Slip on your best outfit and lets go out to eat."

Hazel bursts into tears. "It was bad enough to have the baby fall down the back steps and burn my hand in the kitchen," she sobbed, "but to have you come home intoxicated is just too much!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "Everleigh" |