Best Jokes

Two men were at a race track discussing fast horses when one said he had a horse that was faster than an automobile.

"Faster than any automobile? Who was he sired by? You know his fathers name?"

"Why, he is so fast he ran away before he could find out his fathers name!"

"Why did you name your pig Ink?"

"Because it kept running out of the pen."

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!