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Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"


Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."

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posted by "Mounika" |
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A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first?

The pizza will, it's fast food!

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Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!"

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?

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A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died."

"But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient.

"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleague who's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to be much more reliable than yours."

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posted by "mickey" |