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Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"

[Pause]

Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."

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posted by "Mounika" |
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Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!"

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?

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posted by "ayush" |
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A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first?

The pizza will, it's fast food!

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posted by "ayush" |
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School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”

Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."

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posted by "ayush" |