Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
[Pause]
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."
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barber7796 : like it. voted
shopin55 : good joke. got my vote
Eufaulasrguy : good one, voted
IQ190 : Really funny, and he wasn't joking. Usually drunk guys do this and then end up in jail too.