Best Jokes

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??

Student: "COCO."

Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"

Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!