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The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

“How old are you?” a tenant asked.

“I’m 81 years old,” the son answered.

The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
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posted by "Mounika" |
$25.00 won 24 votes

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.

“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "stee" |
$12.00 won 24 votes

A solar-powered computer wristwatch, which is programmed to tell the time and date for 125 years, comes with a guarantee — for two years.

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posted by "Mary" |
$15.00 won 24 votes
 

I saw a driver texting and driving...

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "sravanthi" |