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$10.00 won 23 votes

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$7.00 won 23 votes

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 23 votes

Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??

Student: "COCO."

Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"

Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 23 votes
 

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |