A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.
Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.
Man: "Sure, no problem."
The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.
Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"
Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."
Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"
Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"
Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!
Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?
Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.
The Next Day...
Humpty: I got the paint!
Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!
Humpty: No, not the watch.
Dumpty: Then what did you sell?
Humpty: The bicycle!