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$25.00 won 25 votes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

25 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 25 votes

I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

25 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!

Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?

Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.

The Next Day...

Humpty: I got the paint!

Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!

Humpty: No, not the watch.

Dumpty: Then what did you sell?

Humpty: The bicycle!

25 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 25 votes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!

25 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |