Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"
Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."
Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"
Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"
Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts
He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."