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Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
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Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

“How old are you?” a tenant asked.

“I’m 81 years old,” the son answered.

The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
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posted by "Mounika" |
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Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?

Because he was stuffed!!

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |