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I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

25 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!

Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?

Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.

The Next Day...

Humpty: I got the paint!

Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!

Humpty: No, not the watch.

Dumpty: Then what did you sell?

Humpty: The bicycle!

25 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 25 votes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!

25 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 24 votes

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick! I've just broken the doctor's window!"

24 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |