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$12.00 won 15 votes

Father in a conversation with a neighbor...

First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief

Neighbor: Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?

Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

15 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "mickey" |
$15.00 won 14 votes

Teeth said to Tongue: "If I press down on you just a little, you will get cut."

Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out."

14 votes

CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Mounika" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him. "Are you a baby giraffe?" asked the man, surprised.


"What are you doing at the movies?"

The giraffe replied, "Well, I liked the book."

14 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Mounika" |
$12.00 won 14 votes

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...

Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

On hearing that the wife retorts,"AWESOME, you do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband."

The man stayed home.

14 votes

posted by "mlr9" |