Best Jokes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

What can you break without touching?

Promise.

An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. "Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary," he tells them.

"That's great. What's your secret for a long and happy marriage," one asks.

"Well, you have to do nice things for your wife."

"Such as?"

"Well, for our twenty fifth anniversary I took her to Italy."

"That is nice. What are you going to do for your fiftieth?"

"I'm going back to visit her."

A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”