Patient: Doctor, whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right.'
Doctor: Then wait for half an hour before getting up.
An anesthesiologist has a stock answer to the usual question asked by pre-surgical patients:
“How much will the anesthesia cost?”
“Oh, about $100.00. $1.00 to go to sleep and $99.00 for waking up. Most patients buy the whole package.”
Two young girls were reading when one girl said to the other, "I'm never having kids."
"Why?" said the other.
And the girl replied, "Because I heard they take 9 months to download."
Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory.
Amanda: She forgets everything?
Catelin: No, she remembers everything!