dentist jokes

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What do you call 1st President George Washington's false teeth?

PRESI-DEN-TURES!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Brandon: "Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?"

Kaleb: "I don't know, tell me."

Brandon: "He needed a filling!"

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.

Patient: And how much will it cost?

Dentist: It’s $90.00.

Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like?

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
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A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:

"We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That's the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH... so help me God."

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |