I saw a woman in Walmart with March Madness teeth...
She was down to the Final Four.
I use an extra sensitive toothpaste...
It doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
Dentist: "This will hurt a little."
Patient: "Okay."
Dentist: "I've been sleeping with your wife for a year now."
I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.