What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands inside someone's mouth?
Dentist: I prefer to think of it as having my hands inside their wallet.
Dentists. Doesn't your mouth just hurt when you hear that word? Not only painful - but expensive.
"That'll be 5,000 dollars."
"The price of gold went up."
What did the teeth say to the dentist?
So when are we going out?