dentist jokes

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty

Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands inside someone's mouth?

Dentist: I prefer to think of it as having my hands inside their wallet.

Dentists. Doesn't your mouth just hurt when you hear that word? Not only painful - but expensive.

"That'll be 5,000 dollars."

"What? Why?"

"The price of gold went up."

What did the teeth say to the dentist?

So when are we going out?