A boy and his mother stood in the dentist's office, looking at a display case. "If I had to have false teeth, mother, I'd take that pair there," said the small boy, pointing.
"Hush, Willie," interrupted the mother quickly, "Haven't I told you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging for a favor.
Dentist: Could you help me out? Could you give me a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn't at all bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.
When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the 'Painless' dentist. However, a local little girl called Veronica disputed his claim.
"He's a fake!" Veronica told her friends. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth, I bit him, and he screamed like anyone else!"
A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?"
"I would prefer chocolate, please," replied Ben.