What helps keep your teeth together?
What else, Toothpaste!
What do you call 1st President George Washington's false teeth?
PRESI-DEN-TURES!
Brandon: "Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?"
Kaleb: "I don't know, tell me."
Brandon: "He needed a filling!"
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It’s $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like?