dentist jokes

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A boy met a girl....

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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posted by "mlr9" |
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One day an extremely nervous dental patient came for a root-canal surgery. He was brought into the examining room and made comfortable in the reclining dental chair. The dentist then injected a numbing agent around the patient's tooth, and left the room for a few minutes while the medication took hold.

When the dentist returned, the patient was standing next to a tray of dental equipment, "What are you doing by the surgical instruments?" asked the surprised dentist.

Focused on his task, the patient replied, "I'm taking out the ones I don't like."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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Patient- Dr. How much it will cost me to extract my two teeth?
Dentist- $300 US dollars

Patient- How much time it will take?
Dentist- Five minutes

Patient- Five minutes only & it's $300 US dollars! Don't you think that is too expensive?
Dentist- I can do it in 30 minutes if you want?

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posted by "harry" |