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Favorite this joke The economy is going to be so bad that...
1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.
4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.
5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”
A stranded motorist knocked on the door of an inn named “George and the Dragon.”
“Could you spare a poor stranded motorist a bite to eat?” he asked the woman who answered the door.
“No!” she screamed, slamming the door.
A few seconds later he knocked again. The same woman answered the door.
“Could I please have a bite to eat?” he asked again.
“Get out, you good-for-nothing!” shouted the woman. “And don’t you ever come back!”
After a few minutes there's another knock at the door. The woman comes to the door.
“Pardon,” said the motorist, “but could I have a few words with George this time?”
Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!
Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?
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