misc jokes
Favorite this joke Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?
A fizz-ician!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...
She keeps it in the trunk.
Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.
"Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one, "don't step on it!"
"Why not?" asked the sibling.
"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"
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