misc jokes

Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps

Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas

Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas

Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.