misc jokes

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.
"Ma!!!," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!!!"
"Honestly?", his mother replied.
The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

The survivors were marooned.

Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?

A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.