misc jokes

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.

Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Colonel Sanders was after him.