misc jokes

An Antartian was taking a tour of a national park. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The Antartian exclaimed, "Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

An Antartian was taking a tour of a national park. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The Antartian exclaimed, "Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 
Because 7,8,9.

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. 
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. 
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."