misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.

They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim.

At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.

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posted by "merk" |
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I went skydiving today for the first time.

This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane.

As we plummeted he said, "So how long have you been an instructor?"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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posted by "iqannnylirod" |