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Favorite this joke Why is it that if you donate a kidney, it's a good thing...
But if you donate five kidneys, it's a bad thing and they call the police.
On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions - Use like regular soap.
On some Schwan frozen dinners: Serving suggestion - Defrost.
On packaging for an iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: The product will be hot after heating.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - Open the packet. Eat nuts.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase is necessary. Details inside.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
You do not need a parachute to go skydiving...
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
A magical genie suddenly appears.
GENIE: "I grant you 10 wishes."
ME: "Isn't it usually just 3?"
GENIE: "Yes, but you've got a lot of issues going on here."
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