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2014: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2015: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2016: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2017: I will work out 3 days a week.

2018: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

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April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to wear loose fitting clothing to the class.

"Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't be signing up for an exercise class."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me.

To get even I played a blank CD over and over.

That drove him crazy.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic.

A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."

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posted by "Saggy" |