misc jokes

She was the champ!

The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.

We should have a way of telling people when they have bad breath.

Something like, "Well, I'm bored... let's go brush our teeth."

Or, "I've got to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth for me, will you."