misc jokes

- Fell out of the family tree.

- Forgot to pay his brain bill.

- Goes surfing in Nebraska.

- Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons.

- Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I went to visit a psychic today.

I knocked on the door and she called out, "Who is it?"

So I left.

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...

Just like the bottle says.

What is a really loud color?

YELLow