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Favorite this joke On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"
Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did."
Sandra nodded, "Oh, good. Then this is my row."
9th Place
won
$6.00
I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “What’s wrong?"
He replied, "It won’t start!”
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
6th Place
won
$9.00
On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."
A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.
"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"
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