misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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A woman has a problem with her closet door - it's falling out every time a bus passes by. So she calls a repairman.

The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.

"OK, I'm going to take a look at this, just close the door behind me," and he steps into the closet.

At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.

Husband says, "What the heck are you doing here?"

Repairman replies, "You won't believe it, but I'm waiting for the bus."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out...

He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch!

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posted by "albertreo" |
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I must say that I find television very educational.

The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"

"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."

"Someday I intend on reading it as well."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |