On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions - Use like regular soap.

On some Schwan frozen dinners: Serving suggestion - Defrost.

On packaging for an iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: The product will be hot after heating.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - Open the packet. Eat nuts.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase is necessary. Details inside.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.