misc jokes
Favorite this joke I got my COVID test today, it says 50.
What does that mean?
Also, my IQ test came back positive.
“I’m the number everyone hates," said 13.
“No way, I am the number everyone hates,” replied 666.
"L-O-L," 2020 chuckled.
There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:
1) When it rings.
2) When it doesn’t ring.
There's a new emotional support group. We already had Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Gamblers Anonymous. Now we have Ramblers Anonymous.
It’s a group for people who are addicted to babbling on endlessly... but are not self-aware enough to realize they’re doing it... they like to talk, but can’t seem to get to the point…or any point... it's expected that each meeting will run several hours... and then some...
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