misc jokes
Favorite this joke A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.
It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”
My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”
I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."
I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.
"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."
The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
"Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."
Jeopardy Answer: By the fourth century AD, Rome had 28 public ones stacked with rolls of papyrus.
Contestant’s Response: What are public toilets?
Correct Response: What are libraries?
Free Daily Joke