misc jokes

Life is very short. It’s only a 4-letter word.

There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful TOM: This is a great spot for fishing Dave we'll have to mark this spot so we can come back here tomorrow.
DAVE: I know, we'll put an X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
TOM: Don't be silly Dave that's no good we might have a different boat tomorrow.